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In re: to "GUNSMOKE"... Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these random phrases??
1. Marshal Dillon is looking MIGHTY good.
2. Festus and his mule Ruth are beginning to look alike.
3. Doc was sure that trouble was brewing.
4. Sunshine said WHAT to Matt??!!
5. OMG....he finally kissed me.
6. Hee Haw and I love you!
How will I EVER choose!!!!!
Doc was sure that trouble was brewing when he saw Miss Sunshine, looking fit to be tied, stomping over to the Longbranch Saloon with fire in her eyes. She had heard that Miss Kitty and Matt had gotten together two nights before and she was ready for a battle! Doc had witnessed the showdown between Matt and Sunshine earlier in the day and been secretly laughing his ass off! "What on God's green Earth does that man have that keeps these gals fighting over him" he had remarked to Festus. Still laughing he said to Festus "Sunshine told him straight up and down that if he ever pulled anything like that again she'd be sticking her foot where the sun DON"T shine!" Sunshine said What to Matt??!! asked Festus as they both witnessed her marching toward the LongBranch. Doc noticed that Festus and his mule were beginning to look alike and wondered how soon it would be before he started resembling Festus if he didn't find some new interests. He was thinking, If Matt can have all these gals swooning over him, surely I can get one! Marshal Dillon is looking MIGHTY good but hell, I'm a professional man, surely that has to count for something with women!
Just then Festus's sister Chola Hagen stepped off a manure wagon that had given her a ride into town. Her and her look-alike brother made some smalltalk. "OMG.... " she said, "the other night he finally kissed me" she had stars in her eyes as she described the kiss she and Matt shared to her brother. At that very moment Matt arrrived in town just in time to see Sunshine enter the Longbranch. As he dismounted from his horse he looked over at Festus and Chola and shuddered, "I really need to quit drinking" he thought as he recollected the night before with Chola, talk about butt ugly, man alive!!!! Kitty had also lured him in the night before last with some talk of " giving you the best sex you ever had" Hmph!, The sex had been barely adaquate and now he was going to have to make it up to Sunshine, the only woman he had ever really loved!
He didn't have the nerve to enter the Longbranch and witness THAT showdown. He waited nervously outside thinking about how he was going to make it up to her if she gave him the chance. She stayed in there a REALLY long time and when she finally came out she had a Mona Lisa smile on her face.
Matt took one look and her and thought, " Damn if she aint the prettiest thing to ever hit Dodge City" She looked at him as if to say "Don't think your getting off THAT easy." He was just so happy that he even had a chance with her again. He smiled and exerted some of the Marshall Dillon charm. " "Hey Sunshine, what do you say I make you some dinner tonight at my place" The smile she gave him was brighter than the sun (thank God I have my beautiful Sunshine back he thought!) As they walked together toward his horse he shouted "Hee Haw and I love You!!!! (and he wasn't talking to his horse!!)
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Mighty Mule Pin Lock for Gate Opener FM133
USD 19.49 Replacement lock for clevis pin at the front mounting point of all models of swing type gate openers 
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Mighty Mule RB709U-NB Garage Door Receiver
USD 52.95 The RB709 Garage Door Opener Adapter enables the Mighty Mule transmitters to open and close almost any garage door opener Made to be used with the FM134 (two button) and the RB743 (three button) remote control transmitters Easy to install with almost any garage door opener One RB709 is needed for each garage door opener that will be controlled by the Mighty Mule transmitters, Manufacturer: Mighty Mule
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Mighty Mule RB709U-NB Garage Door Receiver
USD 49.50 The RB709 Garage Door Opener Adapter enables the Mighty Mule transmitters to open and close almost any garage door opener Made to be used with the FM134 (two button) and the RB743 (three button) remote control transmitters Easy to install with almost any garage door opener One RB709 is needed for each garage door opener that will be controlled by the Mighty Mule transmitters, Manufacturer: Mighty Mule
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Mighty Mule FM200 Opener Kit for single Swing Gates - up to 12 feet or 300 lbs.
USD 213.00 Mighty Mule Single Swing Gate Opener Kit For a Single Swing Gate Up To 12 Ft. or 300 Lbs. The Mighty Mule FM200 Single Opener can be used in residential applications including automating gates made of farm tubing, steel, aluminum, wood, and chain link, along with many other gate types. This opener can be set on the left or right and is used in the standard pull-to-open operation. Features: Designed for gates up to 12 ft (3.7m) long or 300 lbs (136.1kg) AC or Solar powered to meet the needs of 100% of the market Designed for optimum solar performance with 5 Watt solar panel Works with an automotive or marine battery (not included) which optimizes performance in cold weather FM200 Mighty Mule Kit Includes: One FM200 opener for single gate One entry transmitter Installation hardware 10 ft. batery harness Receiver Installation manual (English & Spanish) Plug-in transformer 2 Warning signs The Mighty Mule FM200 Single Gate Opener can be used in residential applications including automating gates made of farm tubing, steel, aluminum, wood, and chain link, along with many other gate types. This opener can be set on the left or right and is used in the standard pull-to-open operation. The Mighty Mule FM200 Single Gate Opener is a low voltage system, eliminating the need to run 110 AC to your gate. Simply run 16-gauge low voltage to a household outlet within 1000 of the operator or use a solar panel. The Mighty Mule FM200 runs off of a deep cycle marine battery (battery and housing for battery not included). The large battery allows for a large storage capacity of cycles (Provides up to 1,500 back-up cycles with fully charged battery). This unit also has a small control box, easy to mount in many locations. The Mighty Mule FM200 Single Gate Opener can be used with GTO Inc.s complete line of accessories including keypads, transmitters, exit wands, gate locks, solar panels, and more. Closing Timer Set your gate to close between 0 and 120 seconds after reaching the full open position or turn this option off to leave it open until an entry device activates closing motion. Learn Mode With the Mighty Mule FM200 the learning process, the end points are determined by the user via remote. A simple press of the transmitter tells the opener where to stop and when the opener is set to the desired stop points, save the settings on the board. Economical Price The Mighty Mule FM250 is the most cost effective gate oepner on the market today
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Mighty Mule Gto Gate Opener Solar Panel 10w 12v
USD 89.00 MIGHTY MULE GTO NEW GATE OPENER SOLAR PANEL 10W 12V SPECIFICATION: Rated Max Power: 10 Watt Current at Power Max: 0.57 Amps Voltage at Power Max: 17.5 Volts Short Circuit Current: 0.63 Amps Open Current Voltage: 21.4 Volts Size: 290mm x 354mm x 28mm WHAT IS IN THE BOX? 10W 12V Solar Panel Aluminum Frame
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Solar Panel Mighty Mule Gto Gate Opener 20w 24v
USD 119.00 LOCKMASTER SOLAR PANEL 20W 24V FOR GATE OPENER 20 Watt Solar Panel is great for any 24 volt DC Driveway Gate Opener or any other application. Aluminum frame for solar panel and bracket for mounting are included. Our solar panels have been tested and work just perfectly with Lockmaster and other 24V Gate Openers. Please keep in mind that in order to power up a gate opener or other electric device a solar panel needs to be connected to the battery (backup power source). SPECIFICATION: Rated Max Power: 20 Watts Current at Power Max: 0.57 Amps Voltage at Power Max: 35.2 Volts Short Circuit Current: 0.64 Amps Open Current Voltage: 42.2Volts Size: 530x360 x28 mm WHAT IS IN THE BOX? 20W 24V Solar Panel Aluminum Frame
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Mighty Mule 5-watt Solar Panel Fm121---brand Solar Panel---
USD 140.99 Mighty Mule 5-Watt Solar Panel FM121 3-5 days processing These units are in stock and ready to ship today! The Mighty Mule 5-Watt Solar Panel Kit for Automatic Gate Openers is designed to charge the battery that powers your Mighty Mule gate opener system. This solar panel comes with a tubular steel support and mounting hardware and is ideal for rural environments where there is access to direct sunlight.5-Watt solar panel provides trickle charge of energy to a 12-volt gate opener battery Compat
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Solar Panel Mighty Mule Gto Gate Opener 20w 12v
USD 119.00 SOLAR PANEL MIGHTY MULE GTO GATE OPENER 20W 12V NEW 20 Watt Solar Panel is great for any 12 volt DC Driveway Gate Opener or any other application. 12V/20W Solar Panel Rated Max Power: 20 Watts Current at Power Max: 1.14 Amps Voltage at Power Max: 17.5 Volts Short Circuit Current: 1.26 Amps Open Current Voltage: 21.5 Volts Size: 530 x 360 x 28 mm WHAT IS IN THE BOX? 20W 12V Solar Panel Aluminum Frame Bracket for Mounting
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FM150 12 VOLT MIGHTY MULE GATE OPENER BATTERY FM500 502 - 2 Pack
USD 34.95 These 12 volt 7Ah sealed lead-acid batteries are valve-regulated and made with Absorbed Glass Mat (AGM) technology in which liquid electrolyte is suspended in a special glass mat material wrapped around each lead plate, thus making the batteries leak-proof. As a result, these 12V batteries can be installed in any orientation - even on their side. These maintenance free batteries will provide safe non-spillable power for a variety of 12V power applications.
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